Once upon a time, in a database kernel far far away, there lived a beautiful and talented query fairy named Desiree B. Ashland who made even the most complex queries run faster than expected. OK, that’s nice. But who is really going to fix your nested loop joins, rewrite your correlated subquery or get you out of having to retune all those indices yet again? In this BoF session, join Kickfire and some of our MySQL geek consultant friends to share your input on what the industry should address to get the best query performance in MySQL. The query fairy will buy the beer. There is magic after all.
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